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Why did Sally fall off the swing? The swing was broken. Swings were always breaking in Sally's hometown because around about the time most of the swings were manufactured, the good union welders were on strike due to the near slave labor conditions and th

Why did Sally fall off the swing? The swing was broken. Swings were always breaking in Sally's hometown because around about the time most of the swings were manufactured, the good union welders were on strike due to the near slave labor conditions and th Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Two pretzels walk into a bar One of them was assaulted

Two pretzels walk into a bar One of them was assaulted Anti-Joke Chicken
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knock knock hello. how can i help you?

knock knock hello. how can i help you? Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus. Anti-Joke Chicken
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how do you make a plumber sad you kill his family

how do you make a plumber sad you kill his family Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese that you should probably give back.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese that you should probably give back. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her

How do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Anti-Joke Chicken
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knock knock open the fucking door or i'll kill your daughter

knock knock open the fucking door or i'll kill your daughter Anti-Joke Chicken
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