Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Genocide.

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?  Genocide.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why cant the t-rex clap his hands? because hes dead

why cant the t-rex clap his hands? because hes dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why the long face? Marfan Syndrome,

Why the long face? Marfan Syndrome,  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family  Anti-Joke Chicken

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot  Anti-Joke Chicken

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.  Anti-Joke Chicken

UN PERRITO QUE SE LLAMABA TOMATE SALIO A LA CALLE... Y SE LO LLEVARON LOS DE LA MUNICIPALIDAD POR ANDAR SIN IDENTIFICACION...

UN PERRITO QUE SE LLAMABA TOMATE SALIO A LA CALLE... Y SE LO LLEVARON LOS DE LA MUNICIPALIDAD POR ANDAR SIN IDENTIFICACION...  Anti-Joke Chicken

Roses are red,violets are blue, I've got a gun, now get in the van.

Roses are red,violets are blue, I've got a gun, now get in the van.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's white and can't jump? A fridge

What's white and can't jump? A fridge  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a cat with no tail? a cat.

What do you call a cat with no tail? a cat.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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