Anti-Joke Chicken

What did one Irish guy say to the other? Nothing, that was the first time they'd ever met.

What did one Irish guy say to the other? Nothing, that was the first time they'd ever met.  Anti-Joke Chicken

If I have 10 beer bottles in one hand, and 20 beer bottles in the other, what do I have? A drinking problem. And really big hands.

If I have 10 beer bottles in one hand, and 20 beer bottles in the other, what do I have? A drinking problem.  And really big hands.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did i cross the road i didnt

why did i cross the road i didnt  Anti-Joke Chicken

pink orange mind = blown

pink                          orange mind = blown  Anti-Joke Chicken

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's brown and sticky ANAL

What's brown and sticky ANAL  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many black people it takes to fix a light bulb? It depends if the black guy is strong or not, if hes not strong enough, then it'll need 2 guys or more.

How many black people it takes to fix a light bulb? It depends if the black guy is strong or not, if hes not strong enough, then it'll need 2 guys or  more.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why'd Jo fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jo.

why'd Jo fall off the swing?
He had no arms. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Jo.   Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a human/bear? Orange you glad i didn't say banana?

What do you call a human/bear? Orange you glad i didn't say banana?  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did then boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did then boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?  Cancer.   Anti-Joke Chicken
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