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I used to make Arrow to the knee jokes But then I stopped

I used to make Arrow to the knee jokes But then I stopped  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's brown and sticky? usain bolt...i suppose, if he was smeared with marmalade...all over...aww yeah, that's the good stuff

What's brown and sticky? usain bolt...i suppose, if he was smeared with marmalade...all over...aww yeah, that's the good stuff  Anti-Joke Chicken

you know what they say about big hands? Big Gloves

you know what they say about big hands? Big Gloves  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Both are fruit mixed with sugar and pectin, to form a fruit spread. The difference is in what form the fruit takes. In jelly, the fruit is juice. In jam, it's pulp or crushed fruit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Both are fruit mixed with sugar and pectin,
to form a fruit spread. The difference is in
what form the fruit takes. In jelly, the fruit
is juice. In jam, it's pulp or crushed fruit.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do bananas and friends have in common? If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

What do bananas and friends have in common? If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? so he doesn't get wet if it rains

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? so he doesn't get wet if it rains  Anti-Joke Chicken

mom covers christmas tree with candy canes for decoration eats them too mom replaces them with plastic ones eats them all

mom covers christmas tree with candy canes for decoration eats them too mom replaces them with plastic ones eats them all  Anti-Joke Chicken

How to break someone's heart The human heart is made out of muscle and blood cells therefore you cannot simply just break it like glass

How to break someone's heart  The human heart is made out of muscle and blood cells therefore you cannot simply just break it like glass
  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many Black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If the person is tall enough or able to use a step ladder, one.

How many Black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If the person is tall enough or able to use a step ladder, one.  Anti-Joke Chicken

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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