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If Liz has 50 bags of Sour Patch Kids and eats 45 how many does she have? Diabetes. LIZ has diabetes.

If Liz has 50 bags of Sour Patch Kids and eats 45 how many does she have? Diabetes. LIZ has diabetes. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's the worst handicap in golf? Down syndrome

What's the worst handicap in golf? Down syndrome Anti-Joke Chicken
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I don't view the glass as either half-full or half-empty Because I am blind.

I don't view the glass as either half-full or half-empty Because I am blind. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way

Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way Anti-Joke Chicken
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Whats green and has wheels? Grass i lied about the wheels.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass i lied about the wheels. Anti-Joke Chicken
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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Cancer"
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Yo mama so fat She has to wear large clothes

Yo mama so fat She has to wear large clothes Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the clown go to jail? He was a pedophile and molested children.

Why did the clown go to jail? He was a pedophile and molested children. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A licensed veterinarian

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A licensed veterinarian Anti-Joke Chicken
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