Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why are there locks on cemetery gates? People are dying to get in.

Why are there locks on cemetery gates? People are dying to get in.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? A pessemist is a person with a negative perspective and a magnet is an inanimate object that is attracted to metals and other magnets of opposite polarity.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?  A pessemist is a person with a negative perspective and a magnet is an inanimate object that is attracted to metals and other magnets of opposite polarity.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the girl fall off her skateboard Because she was shot in the face

Why did the girl fall off her skateboard Because she was shot in the face  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't Helen Keller read a book? Because she's dead

Why can't Helen Keller read a book? Because 
she's dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, get in the van  Anti-Joke Chicken

First world problem Obesity

First world problem Obesity  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you confuse a blond Paint yourself green and throw forks at her

How do you confuse a blond Paint yourself green and throw forks at her  Anti-Joke Chicken

Want to know what really grinds my gears? A faulty clutch

Want to know what really grinds my gears? A faulty clutch   Anti-Joke Chicken

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee, then it got infected and spread to my other leg, and both my legs had to be amputated.

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee, then it got infected and spread to my other leg, and both my legs had to be amputated.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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