Anti-Joke Chicken

What divides and multiplies at the same time ? mitosis

What divides and multiplies at the same time ? mitosis  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why does noddy wear a bell on his hat? Because he's a cunt

Why does noddy wear a bell on his hat? Because he's a cunt  Anti-Joke Chicken

A gymnast walks into a bar and gets two points deducted and ruins her chances of a metal.

A gymnast walks into a bar and gets two points deducted and ruins her chances of a metal.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the possum fall out of the tree? he was dead.

Why did the possum fall out of the tree? he was dead.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!  Anti-Joke Chicken

You know whats 20 cm long and pleases women? A penis

You know whats 20 cm long and pleases women? A penis  Anti-Joke Chicken

You know you are fucked when a penis is in your anus

You know you are fucked when a penis is in your anus  Anti-Joke Chicken

What does the doctor say to the man with the broken heart? Youre going to die.

What does the doctor say to the man with the broken heart? Youre going to die.  Anti-Joke Chicken

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

When geese fly in a

I just flew in all the way from New York where's the airline kiosk

I just flew in all the way from New York where's  the airline kiosk  Anti-Joke Chicken
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