American Tourist

locals don't speak english speaks english in their accent

locals don't speak english speaks
english
in their accent  American Tourist

doesnt know if people tip in this culture DOES NOT TIP

doesnt know 
if people 
tip in this culture DOES NOT TIP  American Tourist

"Oh, you're English?" "g'day! Did a dingo eat your tucker baby, by crikey? Fosters!"

goes to russia "where are the bears on unicycles?"

goes to russia

2 Week European Vacation Dies

2 Week European Vacation Dies  American Tourist

Sews Canadian flag on backpack Acts like more of an asshole to compensate

Sews Canadian flag on backpack Acts like more of an asshole to compensate  American Tourist

I carry my passport & money in my fanny. pack

I carry my passport & money in my fanny. pack  American Tourist

made out with these really hot girls in brazil named marco and jesus

made out with these really hot girls in brazil named marco and jesus  American Tourist

"Oh, you're Danish?" "Know any vikings?"

I got the chrome extension and learned your language Par-lay Fransays

I got the chrome extension and learned your language Par-lay Fransays  American Tourist
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