American Tourist

Gets stationed abroad Never leaves base "I hate this country, I miss Walmart"

Gets stationed abroad
Never leaves base

hey buddy How bout you fetcho cinco de drinko

 hey buddy

 How bout you fetcho cinco de drinko  American Tourist

"Ya'lls culture is so different" In canada

You're from Ireland? You must love potatoes!!

You're from Ireland? You must love potatoes!!  American Tourist

TRavels to alaska "finally a trip outside us"

TRavels to alaska

25 Pesos, sir "How much is that in real money?"

25 Pesos, sir

Goes to North Korea Tells everyone how shitty their government is

Goes to North Korea Tells everyone how shitty their government is  American Tourist

"Oh, you're from the caribbean?" "No you're not, you're white!"

goes anywhere in canada where are the igloos?

goes anywhere in canada where are the igloos?  American Tourist

Want to get off bus in mexico yell "stop! stop! stop-o!"

Want to get off bus in mexico yell
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