American Tourist

Oh, you're from Switzerland? Teach me some swedish

Oh, you're from Switzerland? Teach me some swedish  American Tourist

Comes to America Pretends to be American in Foreign country

Comes to America Pretends to be American in Foreign country  American Tourist

I go on vacation every year never owned a passport

I go on vacation every year  never owned a passport  American Tourist

Australia? Isn't the Capital Sydney

Australia? Isn't the Capital Sydney  American Tourist

you can't do that to me I'm an American

you can't do that to me I'm an
American  American Tourist

"You're From toronto?" "Have you ever been to the seein' tower?"

Cares enough to visit your country Spends lots of money while he is there

Cares enough to visit your country Spends lots of money while he is there  American Tourist

Visits Canada Says "eh" every eh other eh word eh

Visits Canada Says

Goes to third world country to learn about culture Never leaves the resort

Goes to third world country to learn about culture Never leaves the resort  American Tourist

Lands in belfast "where can I get some guinness?"

Lands in belfast
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