American Tourist

Visits a foreign country becomes canadian

Visits a foreign country becomes canadian
   American Tourist

visits mexico puts "el" or "la" before each word, and adds "o" at the end

visits mexico puts

"Oh, you're from japan?" "Do you speak Chinese?"

when in any non-caucasian country speaks spanish

when in any non-caucasian country speaks spanish  American Tourist

Travels the world Still eats at McDonalds

Travels the world Still eats at McDonalds  American Tourist

Goes to Ireland for st. patrick's day Calls it Patty's day and orders a Bud

Goes to Ireland for st. patrick's day Calls it Patty's day and orders a Bud  American Tourist

Returns to america Thinks he is the most cultured person ever

Returns to america Thinks he is the most cultured person ever  American Tourist

Mocks Tourists at home Goes anywhere, visits biggest tourist attraction first

Mocks Tourists at home Goes anywhere, visits biggest tourist attraction first  American Tourist

Goes to Canada Cannot understand why they don't accept US money

Goes to Canada Cannot understand why they don't accept US money  American Tourist

Visits singapore publicly caned for vandalism

Visits singapore publicly caned for vandalism
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