American Tourist

Won't stay in a hostel because of that movie

Won't stay in a hostel because of that movie  American Tourist

acquires souvenirs from around the World By walking around Epcot

acquires souvenirs from around the World By walking around Epcot  American Tourist

Visits England Thinks everyone is speaking 'American'

Visits England Thinks everyone is speaking 'American'  American Tourist

Goes to France Orders "Royale With Cheese"

Goes to France Orders

Visits Austria "Where are all the kangaroos?"

Visits Austria

Visits Canada wONDERS WHERE THE snow is

Visits Canada wONDERS WHERE THE snow is  American Tourist

locals don't speak english speaks english louder, slower and with poor impersonation of relevant accent

locals don't speak english speaks english louder, slower and with poor impersonation of relevant accent  American Tourist

Visits Sweden Wants to see the Matterhorn

Visits Sweden Wants to see the Matterhorn  American Tourist

goes to Europe puts maple leaf patch on backpack

goes to Europe puts maple leaf patch on backpack  American Tourist

"Oh, you're Chinese?" "CHINGCHONGBINGBANGBONG"

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