Always Online Adam Orth

I had a job at microsoft aaaaaaand its gone

I had a job at microsoft aaaaaaand its gone  Always Online Adam Orth

I noticed you don't live in major cities What the fuck is your problem?

I noticed you don't live in major cities What the fuck is your problem?  Always Online Adam Orth

advocate of "always on" internet connectivity blocks twitter feed and recluses like a bitch

advocate of

Oh my Gosh I've figured out how to save sony.

Oh my Gosh I've figured out how to save sony.  Always Online Adam Orth

You'd look like this too if a gerbil was clawing into your bunghole

You'd look like this too if a gerbil was clawing into your bunghole  Always Online Adam Orth

The mobile reception in the area I live in is spotty and unreliable Oh wait, mobile games don't require the internet. Kind of like consoles. I'm bad at analogies.

The mobile reception in the area I live in is spotty and unreliable Oh wait, mobile games don't require the internet.  Kind of like consoles.  I'm bad at analogies.  Always Online Adam Orth

Forgets that we live in America Where most people's Internet sucks

Forgets that we live in America  Where most people's Internet sucks  Always Online Adam Orth

Just got out of a meeting with Ballmer... He said continue with the destruction of the brand!?!? Whatever that means :-/

Just got out of a meeting with Ballmer... He said continue with the destruction of the brand!?!? Whatever that means :-/  Always Online Adam Orth

vacuums I sure hope the power doesn't go out on housecleaning saturday.

vacuums  I sure hope the power doesn't go out on housecleaning saturday.  Always Online Adam Orth

latest advanced powerful gaming machine rendered unusable if internet goes down... 25-30 year old NES and Atari 2600 still works

latest advanced powerful gaming machine rendered unusable if internet goes down... 25-30 year old NES and Atari 2600 still works  Always Online Adam Orth
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