Always Online Adam Orth

Do you live in an area with slow internet? too bad, motherfucker!

Do you live in an area with slow internet? too bad, motherfucker!  Always Online Adam Orth

I had a job I didn't deserve Twitter dealt with that

I had a job I didn't deserve Twitter dealt with that  Always Online Adam Orth

FUCK Wisconsin Caption 3 goes here

FUCK Wisconsin Caption 3 goes here  Always Online Adam Orth

new box new career

new box new career  Always Online Adam Orth

i want every device to be "always on"

i want every device to be

Call me Sweet Billy or I will kill you

Call me Sweet Billy or I will kill you  Always Online Adam Orth

my vacuum cleaner is always online but it still sucks

my vacuum cleaner is always online but it still sucks  Always Online Adam Orth

Stopped Calling Mom Because she only has a Land Line

Stopped Calling Mom Because she only has a Land Line  Always Online Adam Orth

I don't always ruin my career, but when I do I do it online

I don't always ruin my career, but when I do I do it online  Always Online Adam Orth

Fucks women on life support because they're always plugged in

Fucks women on life support because they're always plugged in  Always Online Adam Orth
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