Alpha Boyfriend

People told me to be afraid of a retards strength...but you're just a gentle... DERP!

People told me to be afraid of a retards strength...but you're just a gentle... DERP!  Alpha Boyfriend

I love you, with all my heart. Tits or GTFO!

I love you, with all my heart.  Tits or GTFO!  Alpha Boyfriend

But we need to... SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

But we need to...  SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWICH  Alpha Boyfriend

I am Thomas TRANNY WHORE

I am Thomas TRANNY WHORE  Alpha Boyfriend

i cant see you anymore trollface PROBLEM?

i cant see you anymore trollface PROBLEM?  Alpha Boyfriend

I broke your xbox sorry :) SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT BITCH !!

I broke your xbox sorry :) SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT BITCH !!  Alpha Boyfriend

*I'm sorry, Oh so fucking sorry........* Babe, what song is this? DEATH DEALER.

*I'm sorry, Oh so fucking sorry........*
Babe, what song is this? DEATH DEALER.  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm transferring to Michigan St. One more time? I didn't hear you right.

I'm transferring to Michigan St. One more time? I didn't hear you right.  Alpha Boyfriend

honey its party time fuck tht its adventure time!!

honey its party time fuck tht its adventure time!!  Alpha Boyfriend

I think its so sexy that your a soldier in the United States Marine Corpse IT'S PRONOUNCED CORE!

I think its so sexy that your a soldier in the United States Marine Corpse IT'S PRONOUNCED CORE!  Alpha Boyfriend
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