Alpha Boyfriend

If you want your kid back, you gotta cooperate. Right? WRONG!

If you want your kid back, you gotta cooperate. Right? WRONG!  Alpha Boyfriend

You need to treat me as an equal. Ok, bro.

You need to treat me as an equal. Ok, bro.  Alpha Boyfriend

Which is the most offensive meme on the internet? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Which is the most offensive meme on the internet? WHAT DO YOU THINK?  Alpha Boyfriend

Oh yeah baby I love the cowgirl position! DONKEY PUNCH!

Oh yeah baby I love the cowgirl position! DONKEY PUNCH!  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey I'm tired but I can't sleep Fix'd

Honey I'm tired but I can't sleep Fix'd  Alpha Boyfriend

can we watch romantic comedi- NO.

can we watch romantic comedi- NO.  Alpha Boyfriend

I love getting fisted... You fuckin asked for it, bitch.

I love getting fisted... You fuckin asked for it, bitch.  Alpha Boyfriend

We should go play Super Smash Bros. Ok. FALCON PUNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!

We should go play Super Smash Bros. Ok. FALCON  PUNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Consumer: Can I play without spending money in the auction house? Blizzard: NO!

Consumer: Can I play without spending money in the auction house? Blizzard: NO!  Alpha Boyfriend

Warhammer 40k ripped off Gears of War lol, Heretic!!!

Warhammer 40k ripped off Gears of War lol, Heretic!!!  Alpha Boyfriend
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