Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, my day at the office was very productive. I think I will get promoted so- SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!

Honey, my day at the office was very productive. I think I will get promoted so- SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!  Alpha Boyfriend

Amor, buenas noticias la luna ya es trend topic. SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!

Amor, buenas noticias la luna ya es trend topic. SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

is there something on my face? OMG A FLY, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET IT!!!!

is there something on my face? OMG A FLY, DON'T WORRY I'LL GET IT!!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, I'm sorry I forgot your favorite drink, what was it again? Punch.

Honey, I'm sorry I forgot your favorite drink, what was it again? Punch.  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey, can you pass me the ext hard drive? STFU

Hey, can you pass me the ext hard drive? STFU  Alpha Boyfriend

Hey nate, I want you to eat me out. Ill eat you out with my fist.

Hey nate, I want you to eat me out. Ill eat you out with my fist.  Alpha Boyfriend

Can you drive me to my dental appointment? I'm getting my wisdom teeth extracted. There! Problem solved & money saved. You can thank me later.

Can you drive me to my dental appointment? I'm getting my wisdom teeth extracted. There! Problem solved & money saved. You can thank me later.  Alpha Boyfriend

can YOU make ME a sandwich tonight? Wrong!

can YOU make ME a sandwich tonight? Wrong!  Alpha Boyfriend

Your sandwich is on the table, babe. What did you want to drink with it? PUNCH! No, wait, TEA!

Your sandwich is on the table, babe. What did you want to drink with it? PUNCH! No, wait, TEA!  Alpha Boyfriend

Could you make me a sandwich? NOO!!!

Could you make me a sandwich? NOO!!!  Alpha Boyfriend
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