Alpha Boyfriend

Honey, surely you realise they had to cut the overtime expenditure for the long-term stability of the company? SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Honey, surely you realise they had to cut the overtime expenditure for the long-term stability of the company? SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!  Alpha Boyfriend

I love Greek Life. Don't you? YARP

I love Greek Life.  Don't you? YARP  Alpha Boyfriend

John.. I want another baby! You better clear that thought from yo head!

John.. I want another baby! You better clear that thought from yo head!  Alpha Boyfriend

Blah blabadap blap bla Stephany blap blah blah blapadap girl's night blah blabadap blah blah! HULK SMASH!!!

Blah blabadap blap bla Stephany blap blah blah blapadap girl's night blah blabadap blah blah! HULK SMASH!!!  Alpha Boyfriend

So maybe you could invite your parents... My parents are Dead!

So maybe you could invite your parents... My parents are Dead!  Alpha Boyfriend

I think you should stop smoking weed I think you should stop watching the Jersey Shore

I think you should stop smoking weed I think you should stop watching the Jersey Shore  Alpha Boyfriend

i really love you but you need to choose me or football. Adios Bitch!

i really love you but you need to choose me or football. Adios Bitch!  Alpha Boyfriend

What did you want for lunch babe? A fucking sandwich!

What did you want for lunch babe? A fucking sandwich!  Alpha Boyfriend

I'm getting hungry, let's go get lunch. There! Knuckle sandwich work for ya? Or do you want a side item with that?

I'm getting hungry, 
let's go get lunch. There!  Knuckle sandwich work for ya? Or do you want a side item with that?   Alpha Boyfriend

Hey honey i know I'm on my period but i dont want to give you a blowjob, lets cuddle. cuddle this!

Hey honey i know I'm on my period but i dont want to give you a blowjob, lets cuddle.  cuddle this!  Alpha Boyfriend
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