Almost Politically Correct Redneck

invites black coworker to go out drinking with the boys at their favorite hangout apologizes in advance because they don't carry schlitz or colt '45

invites black coworker to go out drinking with the boys at their favorite hangout apologizes in advance because they don't carry schlitz or colt '45  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Maybe evolution is real them blacks look an awful lot like monkeys

Maybe evolution is real
 them blacks look an awful lot like monkeys  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I can't possibly be racist If I was, I wouldnt be dating a nigger

I can't possibly be racist If I was, I wouldnt be dating a nigger  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

The guy might be queer but boy could he belt out a tune

The guy might be queer but boy could he belt out a tune  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

nobody is better than anyone else except the handicapped everyone's better than them

nobody is better than anyone else except the handicapped everyone's better than them  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I voted for Obama That nigger knows how to party

I voted for Obama That nigger knows how to party  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Larry, get me a cooking pan I found myself a vampire lobster

Larry, get me a cooking pan I found myself a vampire lobster   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Sure I Believe in evolution Why else would niggers look like monkeys?

Sure I Believe in evolution Why else would niggers 
look like monkeys?  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

See that's why I like living in Porter We know that pro-wrestling is real and that the only thing better than cheap beer is NASCAR.

See that's why I like living in Porter We know that pro-wrestling is real and that the only thing better than cheap beer is NASCAR.   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

They say we rednecks are only a bunch of dirty miller drinkers. That is wrong. We actually are dirty Pabst drinkers.

They say we rednecks are only a bunch of dirty miller drinkers. That is wrong. We actually are dirty Pabst drinkers.  Almost Politically Correct Redneck
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