Albert Einstein

"Insanity is doing the Harlem Shake over and over again and still expecting it to be humorous." -Albert Einstein via @BotchedQuotes

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.  Albert Einstein

Quit putting words in my mouth.. For fucks sake,

Quit putting words in my mouth.. For fucks sake,  Albert Einstein

Your mother's velocity must be C because her mass is infinite

Your mother's velocity must be  C because her mass is infinite  Albert Einstein

"Yo no dije eso, mamabicho." -Einstein

what now, bitches? I figured out how to resolve the conflicts between Maxwell's electromagnetism and Newtonian mechanics while working my day job.

what now, bitches? I figured out how to resolve the conflicts between Maxwell's electromagnetism and Newtonian mechanics while working my day job.  Albert Einstein

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

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