Advice Kvothe

Want to impress you teacher? Learn to spell

Want to impress you teacher? Learn to spell  Advice Kvothe

Demi-God determined your fate? Open a pub!

Demi-God determined your fate? Open a pub!  Advice Kvothe

Takes out a encampment of bandits, then sleeps with a Fae Queen. Must have been a slow week

Takes out a encampment of bandits, then sleeps with a Fae Queen. Must have been a slow week  Advice Kvothe

Need to pass entrance exams? LIE LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

Need to pass entrance exams? LIE LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER  Advice Kvothe

I don't always carry phallic objects. But when I do it's a lute.

I don't always carry phallic objects.  But when I do it's a lute.     Advice Kvothe

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one does not simply walk into the cthaeh Caption 3 goes here  Advice Kvothe

Just got out of trouble for burning your professor Tell the principal that's proof of your ability, make Re'lar

Just got out of trouble for burning your professor Tell the principal that's proof of your ability, make Re'lar    Advice Kvothe

go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain

go on a one-term break to get yourself a patron, shipwreck, lose everything save your lute, find your way into the maer's court dressed with rags: impress him; tell him he is being poisoned, gain his trust, try to prove it, lose his trust, prove it, gain   Advice Kvothe

Youngest student to enter the university pay you tell them they need to

Youngest student to enter the university pay you  tell them they need to  Advice Kvothe

I don't always talk to the fairy queen... But when I do I speak in Iambic Pentameter.

I don't always talk to the fairy queen... But when I do I speak in Iambic Pentameter.  Advice Kvothe
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