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Girl you barely know gets caught in a cascading exothermic reaction? SAVE HER YOU FUCK ITS A GODDAMN FIRE

Girl you barely know gets caught in a cascading exothermic reaction? SAVE HER YOU FUCK ITS A GODDAMN FIRE Advice Kvothe
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Change name to Hide after killing the king Use pretty much the same name

Change name to Hide after killing the king Use pretty much the same name Advice Kvothe
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Getting whipped in front of your classmates? Bleeding is too mainstream

Getting whipped in front of your classmates? Bleeding is too mainstream Advice Kvothe
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Demon spiders? Just need a hammer and a leather apron... Bar brawl? Get beat bloody.

Demon spiders? Just need a hammer and a leather apron... Bar brawl? Get beat bloody. Advice Kvothe
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If Abenthy had just told me the name of mass was "higgs" Naming shit would have been a fuck of a lot easier

If Abenthy had just told me the name of mass was
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Afraid of boredom during a cruise? arrive earlier then expected Get caught in a storm, endure pirates, get shipwrecked

Afraid of boredom during a cruise? arrive earlier then expected Get caught in a storm, endure pirates, get shipwrecked Advice Kvothe
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Door to my room? Better climb through the window.

Door to my room? Better climb through the window. Advice Kvothe
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I saved the Maer And all I got was this wooden ring

I saved the Maer And all I got was this wooden ring Advice Kvothe
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Killed a dragon. Fucked a sex fairy. Became a Ademic ninja. Suck it, Potter.

Killed a dragon. Fucked a sex fairy. Became a Ademic ninja. Suck it, Potter. Advice Kvothe
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I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in.

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. Advice Kvothe
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