Advice Kvothe

Fakes death to avoid adventure... Still attacks spider-shaped demons in his spare time.

Fakes death to avoid adventure... Still attacks spider-shaped demons in his spare time.  Advice Kvothe

String breaks on your lute in the middle of the most complicated song in front of an audience? Chill out bro, there's five left.

String breaks on your lute in the middle of the most complicated song in front of an audience? Chill out bro, there's five left.      Advice Kvothe

Foreign friend tells you to watch his back in a fight Forget he doesn't know idioms

Foreign friend tells you to watch his back in a fight Forget he doesn't know idioms  Advice Kvothe

Adventure of a lifetime? It was just a one-term break

Adventure of a lifetime? It was just a one-term break   Advice Kvothe

just met the most spoilt sadist brat in the four corners started a pissing contest with him

just met the most spoilt sadist brat in the four corners started a pissing contest with him  Advice Kvothe

Having trouble with the gossip by the kids at school? Make up ridiculous rumors that claim you are a demon.

Having trouble with the gossip by the kids at school? Make up ridiculous rumors that claim you are a demon.  Advice Kvothe

Live with a demon? Assign him readings and have him help with the chores.

Live with a demon? Assign him readings and have him help with the chores.  Advice Kvothe

Having trouble with foreign idioms? Don't put a spoon in your eye over it

Having trouble with foreign idioms? Don't put a spoon in your eye over it  Advice Kvothe

Having money issues? Borrow money from the toughest loan shark in town.

Having money issues? Borrow money from the toughest loan shark in town.  Advice Kvothe

crazy teacher needs room key? pick lock for him

crazy teacher needs room key? pick lock for him  Advice Kvothe
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