Advice Homer

life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

life is one crushing defeat after another   until you just wish Flanders was dead.  Advice Homer

Worst day of your life? Worst day of your life so far

Worst day of your life? Worst day of your life so far  Advice Homer

the best things in life are free Like finding an onion ring in your fries

the best things in life are free Like finding an onion ring in your fries  Advice Homer

my name is homer and i'm just here because the court made me come

my name is homer and i'm just here because the court made me come  Advice Homer

As he's about to hit you, you start yelling, "I'm a hemophiliac! I'm a hemophiliac!" And start crying like a woman. Then, when he turns away in disgust, you kick him in the back!

As he's about to hit you, you start yelling,

Everyone is stupid except me

Everyone is stupid except me  Advice Homer

it's like the time that your cat got run over all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new one

it's like the time that your cat got run over all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new one  Advice Homer

Marriage is like a coffin ...and each kid is another nail

Marriage is like a coffin 
 ...and each kid is another nail
  Advice Homer

You tried your best and you failed miserably The lesson is, never try

You tried your best and you failed miserably  The lesson is, never try   Advice Homer

When a women says nothing is wrong... everything is wrong

When a women says nothing is wrong... everything is wrong  Advice Homer
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