Advice Homer

You tried your best and you failed miserably Hide all evidence that you tried

You tried your best and you failed miserably  Hide all evidence that you tried  Advice Homer

Remember to lift with your back in jerking and twisting motions

Remember to lift with your back in jerking and twisting motions   Advice Homer

There is no such thing as vampires They're fictional characters like werewolves, the boogeyman, and Eskimos

There is no such thing as vampires They're fictional characters like werewolves, the boogeyman, and Eskimos   Advice Homer

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,  I just know they're about to jab me with something.  Advice Homer

let's drink until we can't feel feelings anymore

let's drink until we can't feel feelings anymore  Advice Homer

A Meme for Homer Simpson quotes? How could it fail?

A Meme for Homer Simpson quotes? How could it fail?  Advice Homer

Everyones Eyes Look like BOOBS!!!!!! gO SIMPSONS ANIMATORS

Everyones Eyes Look like  BOOBS!!!!!! gO SIMPSONS ANIMATORS  Advice Homer

Leaves of three, let it be Leaves of four, eat some more!

Leaves of three, let it be Leaves of four, eat some more!  Advice Homer

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals Except the weasel

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals Except the weasel  Advice Homer

'Beer.' 'The temporary solution to everything.'

'Beer.' 'The temporary solution to everything.'  Advice Homer
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