Advice Homer

Red M&M, Blue M&M, They all end up the same color in the end!

Red M&M, Blue M&M,  They all end up the same color in the end!  Advice Homer

here's to alcohol the cause and solution to all of life's problems

here's to alcohol the cause and solution to all of life's problems  Advice Homer

Mr. Plow, that is my name. My name, again, is Mr. Plow.

Mr. Plow, that is my name. My name, again, is Mr. Plow.  Advice Homer

They say hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?

They say hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?  Advice Homer

Sometimes half-assed Is just the right amount of ass

Sometimes half-assed Is just the right amount of ass  Advice Homer

Remember, it's only wrong If you get caught

Remember, it's only wrong If you get caught  Advice Homer

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

In America, first you get the sugar,  then you get the power, then you get the women!  Advice Homer

It's not quite a mop, it not quite a puppet, but man... Hehehe.... So to answer your question I dont know.

It's not quite a mop, it not quite a puppet, but man... Hehehe.... So to answer your question I dont know.  Advice Homer

To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.  Advice Homer

You tried your best, you failed miserably... the lesson is: never try

You tried your best, you failed miserably... the lesson is: never try  Advice Homer
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