Advice Homer

IF you're low on karma and want some fast Just post tits. Works every time.

IF you're low on karma and want some fast Just post tits. Works every time.  Advice Homer

They say hard work will kill you So why take the chance?

They say hard work will kill you So why take the chance?  Advice Homer

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals Except the weasel

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals Except the weasel  Advice Homer

a nuclear reactor is like a woman.. ...you just have to read the manual, and press all the right buttons.

a nuclear reactor is like a woman.. ...you just have to read the manual, and press all the right buttons.   Advice Homer

If something's hard to do It's not worth doing

If something's hard to do It's not worth doing  Advice Homer

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and My homosexuals flaming

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and My homosexuals flaming  Advice Homer

if you're unhappy with your karma, don't post original content Just jump on the advice homer bandwagon

if you're unhappy with your karma, don't post original content Just jump on the advice homer bandwagon  Advice Homer

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, ... but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, ... but let's just do this and I can get back to 
killing you with beer.


  Advice Homer

Your car's heading off the end of a pier? Ask Chaka Khan to save you

Your car's heading off the end of a pier? Ask Chaka Khan to save you  Advice Homer

WHY YOU LITTLE! i said sacrifice a goat not eat the goat!

WHY YOU LITTLE! i said sacrifice a goat not eat the goat!  Advice Homer
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