Advice Homer

a woman is a lot like a refrigerator they're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.....they make ice

a woman is a lot like a refrigerator they're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.....they make ice  Advice Homer

What the!?! "It was like that when I got here."

What the!?!

Badoo sucks Die Moderatoren auch

Badoo sucks Die Moderatoren auch  Advice Homer

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.  Advice Homer

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.  Advice Homer

just remember this advice trying is the first step towards failure

just remember this advice trying is the first step towards failure    Advice Homer

if you're unhappy with your job, you dont strike... ...You just go in every day and do it really half-assed

if you're unhappy with your job, you dont strike... ...You just go in every day and do it really half-assed   Advice Homer

Getting out of jury duty is easy The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Getting out of jury duty is easy The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. 
  Advice Homer

I tryed Using Reddit while cooking I even 9 fingers to prove it.

I tryed Using Reddit while cooking I even 9 fingers to prove it.  Advice Homer

Remember its not whether you win or lose its about how drunk you get

Remember its not whether you win or lose its about how drunk you get  Advice Homer
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