Advice Homer

Oh yeah drugs... ya gotta have drugs...

Oh yeah drugs... ya gotta have drugs...  Advice Homer

Too lazy to go to the toilet? Cut in a hole in your chair and go there

Too lazy to go to the toilet? Cut in a hole in your chair and go there  Advice Homer

if something goes wrong blame the guy who can't speak english

if something goes wrong blame the guy who     can't speak english  Advice Homer

It's not whether you win or lose... ...it's how drunk you get

It's not whether you win or lose... ...it's how drunk you get   Advice Homer

Come family Let us bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow

Come family Let us bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow  Advice Homer

if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.  Advice Homer

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.  Advice Homer

I'll take your money... But I'm not going to plow your driveway

I'll take your money... But I'm not going to plow your driveway  Advice Homer

Marge, try to understand; there are two types of people in this world: jocks and nerds As a jock, its my duty to give nerds a hard time

Marge, try to understand; there are two types of people in this world: jocks and nerds As a jock, its my duty to give nerds a hard time  Advice Homer

It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are? I told you last night no!

It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are? I told you last night no!  Advice Homer
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