Advice Homer

when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose it's how drunk you get.

when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose it's how drunk you get.   Advice Homer

stupid horse... ..it's a deer crossing!

stupid horse... ..it's a deer crossing!  Advice Homer

A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman... You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons

A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman... You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons  Advice Homer

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother.  I call him Gamblor and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws.  Advice Homer

Worst day of your life SO FAR

Worst day of your life SO FAR  Advice Homer

if you ever go back in time don't step on anything

if you ever go back in time  don't step on anything  Advice Homer

Kids practically raise themselves these days what with the internet and all

Kids practically raise themselves these days what with the internet and all  Advice Homer

a woman is a lot like a refrigerator 6ft tall, 300 pounds... makes ice

a woman is a lot like a refrigerator 6ft tall, 300 pounds... makes ice  Advice Homer

OOOH! What's the point of leaving Marge? We're gonna end up back home anyways

OOOH! What's the point of leaving Marge? We're gonna end up back home anyways  Advice Homer

Hey, If You're Going To Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things!

Hey, If You're Going To Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things!  Advice Homer
Like us for More!