Advice Homer

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer.  Now there's a temporary solution.  Advice Homer

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, so... let's just finish this, so I can get back to killing you with beer.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, so... let's just finish this, so I can get back to killing you with beer.  Advice Homer

i am so smart s-m-r-t

i am so smart s-m-r-t  Advice Homer

A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons

A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons  Advice Homer

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.  Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.   Advice Homer

If you're unhappy with your job, don't quit... just go in every day and do it really half-assed

If you're unhappy with your job, don't quit... just go in every day and do it really half-assed   Advice Homer

I've always wondered if there was a god And now I know there is, and it's me

I've always wondered if there was a god
  And now I know there is, and it's me  Advice Homer

You tried to make me a meme the best you could and you failed miserably The lesson is, never try

You tried to make me a meme the best you could and you failed miserably  The lesson is, never try   Advice Homer

Bath Salts. Mmmmmmm. Baked Beings.

Bath Salts. Mmmmmmm. Baked Beings.   Advice Homer

To Alcohol! The cause of, And solution to, All of life's problems

To Alcohol! The cause of, And solution to, All of life's problems  Advice Homer
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