Advice Homer

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

Just because I don't care 
 doesn't mean I don't understand  Advice Homer

Men don't have feelings Men have muscles

Men don't have feelings  Men have muscles  Advice Homer

Just remember Beer is always a solution

Just remember  Beer is always a solution  Advice Homer

rules are meant to be broken an the law is nothing but a whole bunch of rules

rules are meant to be broken an the law is nothing but a whole bunch of rules  Advice Homer

batman is a scientist

batman is a scientist   Advice Homer

Marge: Homer, no! You'll Kill us All! Or Die Trying!

Marge: Homer, no! You'll Kill us All! Or Die Trying!  Advice Homer

All this computer work making you thirsty? You should order a tab

All this computer work making you thirsty? You should order a tab  Advice Homer

I'm a bit of an expert on the female gender Women don't mean anything by anything

I'm a bit of an expert on the female gender Women don't mean anything by anything  Advice Homer

Love doesn’t exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that, it’s just hanging out with someone who kind of hates you, but you can’t get it together to leave.

Love doesn’t exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage.  After that, it’s just hanging out with someone who kind of hates you, but you can’t get it together to leave.  Advice Homer

its the worst day of your life so far

its the worst day of your life so far   Advice Homer
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