Advice Homer

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.   Advice Homer

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if something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing

if something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing  Advice Homer

If something bad happens Always blame someone who's not there

If something bad happens Always blame someone who's not there  Advice Homer

First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out now I'll pull my arms out with my face

First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out now I'll pull my arms out with my face   Advice Homer

No TV and no beer make homer something something

No TV and no beer make homer something something  Advice Homer

mmmmmmmmmm donuts

mmmmmmmmmm donuts   Advice Homer

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!  Advice Homer

you'll never be disappointed with your personal accomplishments if you never set any goals in life

you'll never be disappointed with your personal accomplishments  if you never set any goals in life   Advice Homer

What is mind? No matter what is matter? nevermind

What is mind? No matter what is matter? nevermind  Advice Homer
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