Advice God

TOTALLY OMNIPOTENT STILL HAS TROUBLE WITH SATAN

TOTALLY OMNIPOTENT STILL HAS TROUBLE WITH SATAN  Advice God

world's most famous deadbeat dad

world's most famous deadbeat dad  Advice God

Gives people free will Pissed that they don't worship him

Gives people free will Pissed that they don't worship him  Advice God

Preaches against pride, arrogance and vanity Tells you there will never be a world without you in it, and you should love him for it

Preaches against pride, arrogance and vanity Tells you there will never be a world without you in it, and you should love him for it  Advice God

Creates Guards at the zoo Man, they got some sexy monkeys in there

Creates Guards at the zoo Man, they got some sexy monkeys in there  Advice God

creates universe of immense complexity and vastness demands beings on a tiny planet worship him once a week

creates universe of immense complexity and vastness demands beings on a tiny planet worship him once a week  Advice God

create hot dogs 10 to a pack create buns 8 to a pack

create hot dogs 10 to a pack create buns 8 to a pack  Advice God

take my advice i'm not using it

take my advice i'm not using it  Advice God

Wants you to drink the blood of Christ So go to Trader Joe's and pick up some 2 buck chuck

Wants you to drink the blood of Christ So go to Trader Joe's and pick up some 2 buck chuck  Advice God

rape a virgin get a wife

rape a virgin get a wife  Advice God
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