Advice God

create phallus-shaped animal ban womankind from paradise for paying attention to one

create phallus-shaped animal ban womankind from paradise for paying attention to one  Advice God

creates adam and eve you're still a cunt, steve. go fuck your snake.

creates adam and eve you're still a cunt, steve. go fuck your snake.  Advice God

I don't exist OKAY?

I don't exist OKAY?  Advice God

All my children have souls eXCEPT GINGERS

All my children have souls eXCEPT GINGERS  Advice God

PENIS PENIS

PENIS PENIS  Advice God

Create pending apocalypse fail to specify when

Create pending apocalypse fail to specify when  Advice God

speak in a way that doesn't translate well over time kill everyone

speak in a way that doesn't translate well over time kill everyone  Advice God

could have made pokemon Nah malaria sounds good

could have made pokemon Nah malaria sounds good  Advice God

Thinks it's funny to put an amusement park right next to a sewer

Thinks it's funny to  put an amusement park right next to a sewer  Advice God

"Thou Shall Not Kill" Has a plan for everyone to die one day

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