Advice God

Uses infinite power to create a world of living being who he talks to for a limited time Stops using infinite power and talking in order to silently watch them shit and masturbate from the clouds

Uses infinite power to create a world of living being who he talks to for a limited time Stops using infinite power and talking in order to silently watch them shit and masturbate from the clouds  Advice God

The world is fucked eating Popcorn, watching my creation

The world is fucked eating Popcorn, watching my creation  Advice God

Makes boobs feel soft and squishy Boys can't touch them

Makes boobs feel soft and squishy Boys can't touch them  Advice God

JUDGES YOU FOR ALLOWING EVIL ALLOWS EVIL

JUDGES YOU FOR ALLOWING EVIL ALLOWS EVIL  Advice God

"God Himself couldn't sink the titanic" Challenge Accepted

Walk into store last 5 minutes All employees now hate you.

Walk into store last 5 minutes All employees now hate you.  Advice God

forces people to obey a series of laws and commandments doesn't follow them himself

forces people to obey a series of laws and commandments doesn't follow them himself  Advice God

And god said y'all niggas can eat a dick

And god said y'all niggas can eat a dick  Advice God

Tsunami hits Japan Fuck you, Buddha

Tsunami hits Japan Fuck you, Buddha  Advice God

Give men nipples Intelligent Design

Give men nipples Intelligent Design  Advice God
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