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Create entire universe from nothing Need Adams' rib to make one more person

Create entire universe from nothing Need Adams' rib to make one more person Advice God
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lot gave his two daughters to be raped by the angry mob That's what I call righteous!

lot gave his two daughters to be raped by the angry mob That's what I call righteous! Advice God
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So the little bastard comes home late as fuck the other day, and I says "Where the fuck have you been?" He says "Sorry Dad, but I was dead." I give him a good slap din' I, the lying little toerag... Then I give that slag of a mum of 'is a good slap too,

So the little bastard comes home late as fuck the other day, and I says
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give humans ears so they can listen and understand... ... 2 chainz

give humans ears so they can listen and understand... ... 2 chainz Advice God
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thou shalt not kill! makes kiddie rapers

thou shalt not kill! makes kiddie rapers Advice God
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Every time Benedict tries to call me I let it go straight to answerphone...

Every time Benedict tries to call me I let it go straight to answerphone... Advice God
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christians are so fucking stupid act like they know things but dont know thier face from thier ass

christians are so fucking stupid act like they know things but dont know thier face from thier ass Advice God
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PUNISHES BIBLE BELT SPARES DAWKINS

PUNISHES BIBLE BELT SPARES DAWKINS Advice God
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Look, I know I'm omniscient and omnipotent and all that But I just didn't know you were all going to turn out such a bunch of whining dicks!

Look, I know I'm omniscient and omnipotent and all that But I just didn't know you were all going to turn out such a bunch of whining dicks! Advice God
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... and much later I created the U.S.A. ... but I was running out of ideas by then.

... and much later I created the U.S.A. ... but I was running out of ideas by then. Advice God
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