Advice God

Tests mankind to see if we are good Fails you for not using the formula he provided.

Tests mankind to see if we are good Fails you for not using the formula he provided.  Advice God

D'you see the tits on that Salma Hayek? I made those! Worship me yet?

D'you see the tits on that Salma Hayek? I made those!  Worship me yet?  Advice God

Is On Robert Guerrero's side for a boxing match Lets Robert Guerrero carry an illegal firearm into an airport

Is On Robert Guerrero's side for a boxing match Lets Robert Guerrero carry an illegal firearm into an airport  Advice God

Create Steven Bonnell Only works on alienware

Create Steven Bonnell Only works on alienware  Advice God

Tells you about how wonderful heaven is Doesn't have wifi

Tells you about how wonderful heaven is Doesn't have wifi  Advice God

could speak directly to all instead whispers to people in the desert

could speak directly to all instead whispers to people in the desert  Advice God

UCSB is a den of sin Burns down westmont college

UCSB is a den of sin Burns down westmont college  Advice God

Flood the entire world to kill all of mankind. Forget that other people also have boats

Flood the entire world to kill all of mankind. Forget that other people also have boats  Advice God

Ill show them how much I love them Shitty random things happen

Ill show them how much I love them  Shitty random things happen  Advice God

Personally controls every particle of the universe smites individual sinners in populated areas with mile-wide AOE attacks

Personally controls every particle of the universe smites individual sinners in populated areas with mile-wide AOE attacks  Advice God
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