Advice God

Almighty Builds university full of non-believers

Almighty Builds university full of non-believers  Advice God

Thou shalt not kill. Makes steven seagal the perfect killing machine.

Thou shalt not kill. Makes steven seagal the perfect killing machine.  Advice God

I am all loving sends son to barbaric culture to be deceived and murdered

I am all loving sends son to barbaric culture to be deceived and murdered  Advice God

Turns bread into flesh millions of times a week won't give amputees new limbs

Turns bread into flesh millions of times a week won't give amputees new limbs  Advice God

Bans alcohol on campus, discourages it off-campus Recognizes social frats

Bans alcohol on campus, discourages it off-campus Recognizes social frats  Advice God

has the power to teleport Israelites out of Egypt tortures the Egyptians in the form of plagues and then murders the Egyptian first borns before making the Jews walk out

has the power to teleport Israelites out of Egypt tortures the Egyptians in the form of plagues and then murders the Egyptian first borns before making the Jews walk out  Advice God

Give Sam's mum a Cataract Cure it!

Give Sam's mum a Cataract Cure it!  Advice God

author most elaborate prank ever forget to say "April fools"

author most elaborate prank ever forget to say

Evil got into my perfect creation. better kill everyone Oops, that didn't work; better kill myself

Evil got into my perfect creation. better kill everyone Oops, that didn't work; better kill myself  Advice God

Osama Bin Laden died because he was evil and because he was shot in the head multiple times

Osama Bin Laden died because he was evil and because he was shot in the head multiple times  Advice God
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