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Missed out on Santa, etc because my dad didnt believe in lying to children But taught me that I would burn in a lake of fire for eternity for wearing pants and other foolishness

Missed out on Santa, etc because my dad didnt believe in lying to children But taught me that I would burn in a lake of fire for eternity for wearing pants and other foolishness Advice God
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Free will gives life meaning never intended adam and eve to have it

Free will gives life meaning never intended adam and eve to have it Advice God
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Create man in my image. Cut off foreskin so he is no longer in my image.

Create man in my image. Cut off foreskin so he is no longer in my image. Advice God
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put annoying sore in mouth directly above tongue only way to heal is not to touch it with tongue

put annoying sore in mouth directly above tongue only way to heal is not to touch it with tongue Advice God
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Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus Jesus the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.

Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus Jesus the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli. Advice God
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"All humans are made in my divine image" ENDORSES CIRCUMCISION
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wrote a book Makes less sense than Lost

wrote a book Makes less sense than Lost Advice God
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Impregnates married woman Forbids adultery

Impregnates married woman Forbids adultery Advice God
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War? Famine? Holocaust? Can't Interfere with free will. Kids make fun of my prophet? Kill them with bears!

War? Famine? Holocaust? Can't Interfere with free will. Kids make fun of my prophet? Kill them with bears! Advice God
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Chimps don't have souls They missed the cutoff by just one genetic mutation!

Chimps don't have souls They missed the cutoff by just one genetic mutation! Advice God
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