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records two mutually exclusive lineages of joseph in bible wait! mary was supposed to be a virgin!?! facepalm

records two mutually exclusive lineages of joseph in bible wait! mary was supposed to be a virgin!?! facepalm  Advice God

CREATES MAN, SEES THAT IT IS GOOD TONS OF PEOPLE NEED GLASSES

CREATES MAN, SEES THAT IT IS GOOD TONS OF PEOPLE NEED GLASSES  Advice God

ORIGINAL SIN PERFECT GOD MAKES BROKEN PEOPLE

ORIGINAL SIN PERFECT GOD MAKES BROKEN PEOPLE  Advice God

tells israelites to destroy canaanites because they're godless heathens never mind that many of the israelites' laws and customs are of canaanite origin...and that the canaanites were there first

tells israelites to destroy canaanites because they're godless heathens never mind that many of the israelites' laws and customs are of canaanite origin...and that the canaanites were there first  Advice God

Creates Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden Puts tree of knowledge just to fuck things up

Creates Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden Puts tree of knowledge just to fuck things up  Advice God

Sorry Tim but its Saturday night. I have to go to bed early. Got shit to do in the morning

Sorry Tim but its Saturday night. I have to go to bed early. Got shit to do in the morning  Advice God

On the first day, god made light. On the fourth day, god made the sun...what.

On the first day, god made light. On the fourth day, god made the sun...what.   Advice God

according to islam this isn't allah

according to islam this isn't allah  Advice God

Creates Beautiful trees and Flowers 20% of the population allergic to their pollen

Creates Beautiful trees and Flowers 20% of the population allergic to their pollen  Advice God

If you didnt want scumbag parents memes all over the front page then you shouldnt have upvoted all of them to the front page

If you didnt want scumbag parents memes all over the front page then you shouldnt have upvoted all of them to the front page  Advice God
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