Advice God

Sup Valerie? It's me, God! Our class reunion is coming up...don't forget!

Sup Valerie? It's me, God! Our class reunion is coming up...don't forget!  Advice God

5. se leggeste la bibbia vi accorgereste di quante cose senza senso ci sono e che e' un libro scritto da gente sessista e primitiva che parla bene anche della schiavitu'

5. se leggeste la bibbia vi accorgereste di quante cose senza senso ci sono e che e' un libro scritto da gente sessista e primitiva che parla bene anche della schiavitu'  Advice God

Kill your first born son! oh shit i was kidding.

Kill your first born son! oh shit i was kidding.  Advice God

Gets the creation of humanity wrong Forces his son to fix it

Gets the creation of humanity wrong Forces his son to fix it  Advice God

I have given you all the ability to think for yourselves My followers will hate those who do not conform

I have given you all the ability to think for yourselves My followers will hate those who do not conform  Advice God

See children starving in africa Holy crap, suzie's lost her car keys! Better do a miricle!

See children starving in africa Holy crap, suzie's lost her car keys!  Better do a miricle!  Advice God

create complex, intersting universe write book that goes against it

create complex, intersting universe write book that goes against it  Advice God

The earth is flat LOL JK

The earth is flat LOL JK  Advice God

Something awesome happens: I'm awesome. I slip up: Satan, YOU MONSTER!

Something awesome happens: I'm awesome. I slip up: Satan, YOU MONSTER!  Advice God

Create a perfect world with imperfections

Create a perfect world with imperfections  Advice God
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