Advice God

seperate land and sea un-separate them occasionally, for fun

seperate land and sea un-separate them occasionally, for fun  Advice God

Condemns Sex/Masturbation Health Benfits in Orgasms

Condemns Sex/Masturbation Health Benfits in Orgasms  Advice God

KICK ASS IN BOOK ONE GET PUBLICIST TO CLEAN UP IMAGE FOR BOOK TWO

KICK ASS IN BOOK ONE GET PUBLICIST TO CLEAN UP IMAGE FOR BOOK TWO  Advice God

heals cancer, malaria, stroke and herpes (with a little help of medical science) wont even look at amputees

heals cancer, malaria, stroke and herpes (with a little help of medical science) wont even look at amputees  Advice God

Sees that humans are building the tower at babel. "I'm gonna confuse everyone's language and scatter them. That shit will be LOLZ.

Sees that humans are building the tower at babel.

Creates the Earth Doesn't know it's round

Creates the Earth Doesn't know it's round  Advice God

Became human and sacrificed myself to myself to save you from my own wrath

Became human and sacrificed myself to myself to save you from my own wrath  Advice God

Lust is Wrong Yoga Pants

Lust is Wrong  Yoga Pants  Advice God

Demands People Worship him Lets crazy gunman kill crazy worshipers on Easter

Demands People Worship him Lets crazy gunman kill crazy worshipers on Easter  Advice God

Statewide prayer session for rain set state capital on fire

Statewide prayer session for rain set state capital on fire  Advice God
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