Advice God

thousands die in yearly disasters just so one person can be found in the rubble and proclaimed a miracle

thousands die in yearly disasters just so one person can be found in the rubble and proclaimed a miracle   Advice God

you fuckin humans have to ask me for evrything?!? now i have to go to goddamn Colorado to help little Jimmy sleepwith no nightmares!

you fuckin humans have to ask me for evrything?!? now i have to go to goddamn Colorado to help little Jimmy sleepwith no nightmares!  Advice God

Reward job for loyalty By torturing and killing everything he loves.

Reward job for loyalty By torturing and killing everything he loves.  Advice God

All non catholics go to hell Brb, havin lunch with gandhi

All non catholics go to hell Brb, havin lunch with gandhi   Advice God

got us all hot and bothered with miracles which stopped abruptly 2,000 years ago.

got us all hot and bothered with miracles which stopped abruptly 2,000 years ago.  Advice God

Has your life planned out for you do anything you want, it's part of his plan!

Has your life planned out for you do anything you want, it's part of his plan!  Advice God

"Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. A

Helps athlete win race Thousands dying of famine and starvation worldwide

Helps athlete win race Thousands dying of famine and starvation worldwide  Advice God

Creates free Will Believe in me or burn in hell.

Creates free Will Believe in me or burn in hell.  Advice God

Helps people in 1st world countries Completely ignores 3rd world

Helps people in 1st world countries Completely ignores 3rd world  Advice God
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