Advice God

Expects you to be loving, kind, and helpful to others Does whatever he wants all the time

Expects you to be loving, kind, and helpful to others Does whatever he wants all the time  Advice God

Ya know what you guys should do? mutilate your genitals i'm all about that shit

Ya know what you guys should do? mutilate your genitals i'm all about that shit  Advice God

1 man 1 women no pre marital sex Men with lots of sex with multiple partners lives longer

1 man 1 women
no pre marital sex Men with lots of sex with multiple partners lives longer  Advice God

You should have kept out of the fire, dumbass

You should have kept out of the fire, dumbass  Advice God

i'm going to murder your kids unless you kill a lamb and spread its blood on your door frame Exodus 12:1-7

i'm going to murder your kids unless you kill a lamb and spread its blood on your door frame Exodus 12:1-7  Advice God

Sorry Big Ben Tebow doesn't rape bitches

Sorry Big Ben Tebow doesn't rape bitches  Advice God

Loves all humans more than you can possibly imagine Love me back or I'll lock you in a furnace

Loves all humans more than you can possibly imagine Love me back or I'll lock you in a furnace  Advice God

Could show up for 10 seconds and convince billions of his existence Doesn't

Could show up for 10 seconds and convince billions of his existence  Doesn't  Advice God

Puts eyes right next to your brain so you can close them lightning fast eye coverings made out of thinnest, most delicate piece of skin on body

Puts eyes right next to your brain so you can close them lightning fast eye coverings made out of thinnest, most delicate piece of skin on body  Advice God

Make wrath a deadly sin unleash 'wrath of god' upon romans

Make wrath a deadly sin unleash 'wrath of god' upon romans  Advice God
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