Advice God

Make existence obvious to people no one else will ever believe

Make existence obvious to people no one else will ever believe  Advice God

On the eight day I created the fossil record.

On the eight day I created the fossil record.  Advice God

I don't remember creating a 'harry potter'

I don't remember creating a 'harry potter'  Advice God

give humans polymers make polymer physics unnecessarily complicated

give humans polymers make polymer physics unnecessarily complicated  Advice God

Jonah? Lived in a Whale for three days? That's nonsense! It was actually a big fish.

Jonah? Lived in a Whale for three days? That's nonsense! It was actually a big fish.   Advice God

Angry at san francisco for homosexual acceptance so sends tornadoes... to the bible belt!

Angry at san francisco for homosexual acceptance so sends tornadoes... to the bible belt!  Advice God

Create human race cause massive amounts of problems for them for the hell of it

Create human race cause massive amounts of problems for them for the hell of it  Advice God

LS1b TFs say the tests should be shorter dont change ANYTHING

LS1b TFs say the tests should be shorter dont change 
ANYTHING  Advice God

Invent Stupidity so they can keep believing in me despite the lack of evidence

Invent Stupidity so they can keep believing in me despite the lack of evidence  Advice God

Spend 53 years climbing mt. olympus find out there are no virgins

Spend 53 years climbing mt. olympus find out there are no virgins  Advice God
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