Advice God

OMNIPOTENT Suffering? Totally not my fault.

OMNIPOTENT Suffering? Totally not my fault.  Advice God

Benevolent and kind password protect church wi-fi

Benevolent and kind password protect church wi-fi  Advice God

God kills millions Feels Bad. Makes Rainbow

God kills millions Feels Bad. Makes Rainbow  Advice God

I created man in the image of myself but only if you're an old white man with a beard

I created man in the image of myself but only if you're an old white man with a beard  Advice God

Rule 34 me No exceptions.

Rule 34 me No exceptions.   Advice God

human beings? oh yeah, I grow those on a little thing called "earth". they're really just a food supply planet I'm working on for when my alien chosen people pass through. they do a nice job of keeping busy until then--and with "free will" I don't ever ge

human beings? oh yeah, I grow those on a little thing called

jesus really does love you... but unfortunately everyone else, including me, still thinks you are an asshole

jesus really does love you... but unfortunately everyone else, including me, still thinks you are an asshole  Advice God

give promised land if you promise to kill everyone who lives there

give promised land if you promise to kill everyone who lives there  Advice God

forbids murder drowns the entire world

forbids murder drowns the entire world  Advice God

I'm just a comedian Playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

I'm just a comedian Playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.  Advice God
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