Advice God

Pray to me, I can heal you unless it involves an amputation

Pray to me, I can heal you unless it involves an amputation  Advice God

Abraham - Kill your son LOL JK

Abraham - Kill your son LOL JK  Advice God

Thou shalt not kill Unless I tell you to

Thou shalt not kill Unless I tell you to  Advice God

Made humans perfect in my image syringe and baby knife make them extra perfect

Made humans perfect in my image syringe and baby knife make them extra perfect  Advice God

i don't give a fuck about fucking football. god damn it.

i don't give a fuck about fucking football. god damn it.  Advice God

Loses bet with Mephisto Uses God powers to overrule own loss, declares self winner, sends Mephisto to hell for eternity

Loses bet with Mephisto Uses God powers to overrule own loss, declares self winner, sends Mephisto to hell for eternity  Advice God

Told Everyone Jesus was going to rise today... Then I said: April F00lz, Bitches!

Told Everyone Jesus was going to rise today...  Then I said: April F00lz, Bitches!  Advice God

If you go to heaven and get whatever you want... can you bring friends up from hell?

If you go to heaven and get whatever you want... can you bring friends up from hell?  Advice God

You made it to the moon? I made the moon

You made it to the moon? I made the moon  Advice God

Places male G-Spot up ass despises men who access g-spot during sex

Places male G-Spot up ass despises men who access g-spot during sex  Advice God
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