Advice God

Give kangaroos a pocket Arms too short to reach

Give kangaroos a pocket Arms too short to reach  Advice God

creates all kinds of people demands conformity

creates all kinds of people  demands conformity  Advice God

That crisis that made you lose everything while you prayed for my help was a test of your faith in me... Yes, I'm that sadistic and insecure

That crisis that made you lose everything while you prayed for my help was a test of your faith in me... Yes, I'm that sadistic and insecure  Advice God

Eats Shit. delicious

Eats Shit. delicious  Advice God

A cat person, a shadow, a master thief, a fox, and a raging barbarian walk in a bar The bartender's like, "what is this? oh, a joke."

A cat person, a shadow, a master thief, a fox, and a raging barbarian walk in a bar The bartender's like,

That whole "forbidden fruit" thing? The snake was totally right all along! LOL! PWNED, serpentor!

That whole

NIck earl

NIck earl  Advice God

Makes delicious lobster & pork Won't let you have any

Makes delicious lobster & pork Won't let you have any  Advice God

You didn't vote John for President? Imma have to smite a bitch!

You didn't vote John for President? Imma have to smite a bitch!  Advice God

tells one religion they are the chosen ones doesn't bother to tell anybody else

tells one religion they are the chosen ones doesn't bother to tell anybody else  Advice God
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