Advice God

whats my name? dont say my name! damnation!

whats my name? dont say my name! damnation!  Advice God

Thou shalt have no Gods before me I am the only god LOL have different name for every religion

Thou shalt have no Gods before me I am the only god

LOL have different name for every religion  Advice God

The tides come in, the tides go out. QED

The tides come in, the tides go out. QED  Advice God

No masturbation or Extra-marital sex OK for Republicans and Conservatives

No masturbation or Extra-marital sex OK for Republicans and Conservatives  Advice God

Have omniscient knowledge of everything that will ever happen in universe in advance tell people they have free will and will be punished for misusing it

Have omniscient knowledge of everything that will ever happen in universe in advance  tell people they have free will and will be punished for misusing it  Advice God

hey DUMB BITCH FROM TAMPA STOP TRYING TO HELP

hey DUMB BITCH FROM TAMPA STOP TRYING TO HELP  Advice God

oh you furless talking monkeys I cant quit you

oh you furless talking monkeys I cant quit you  Advice God

I will have my son brutally murdered Yes, this will be awesome !!

I will have my son brutally murdered Yes, this will be awesome !!  Advice God

Drown all life on Earth. Realize error of genocidal ways. "Er, um...lookit the, uh pretty rainbow?!!"

Drown all life on Earth. Realize error of genocidal ways.

original sin in metaphorical book kill son to save humanity from it

original sin in metaphorical book kill son to save humanity from it  Advice God
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